So Bad

Chae Beomjoon, whose lifelong dream is to die in bed, didn’t believe in love. So, he never thought there would come a day when he’d confess his love.

“I guess I like you.”

“So, what? You’re asking me to date you? No way! I just want to have sex with you.”

“If you date me, I’ll give you so much of that you’ll get sick of it.”

“I can do that without dating you, too.”

He certainly didn’t expect that kind of response to his confession.

“Listen up, mister. My ideal type is someone about eight years younger than me, hung, and modest.”

Unfortunately, Chae Beomjoon was precisely eight years older than Seo Haeyoon, and the number of people he’d spent the night with was uncountable. Simply put, he was a fallen rake.

“…But at least I check one box. Can’t we work something out?”

“How much do you love me? Enough to cut that off?”

When he tried to push it, Seo Haeyoon let out a derisive laugh. Figures. And then he pushed back even harder. That’s how the shameless rake ended up drafting a contract.

Clause 1. Obligations of the Contracting Parties

Party A (Seo Haeyoon) agrees to never break up with Party B (Chae Beomjoon) and to love him unconditionally, even if Party B becomes sexually incapacitated.

He was completely out of his mind.