SRPG | Chapter 3.2

[Party] lIlllIIl: No. Do not attack Eco Cup when he is in healer mode.
[Party] Gudok: Fuuuung,,, (›´-`‹ )
[Party] Gudok: But Eco Cup is so annoying. I wanna hit him…
[Party] lIlllIIl: If we’re going by pure annoyance factor, your way with words is equally formidable, Master.

Oops. That was 7094a175a5 a little 0ef6c97d0e too honest.5f1007403d3c4d01

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Hwanyoung was ca905597ff just about 430106af59 to smooth 925e25735b things over eae8e3d16c when Gudok e83b2147a0 suddenly leapt a7f3d42c70 up in 6b2460ad88 excitement.82b15f444a156ea6

[Party] Gudok: Gudok got a compliment! (✧∇✧)
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: HOW is that a compliment?! Are you brain-damaged?!
[Party] Gudok: (๑>ω<๑) It was a bullet of love, fired by Slave-nim!
[Party] Gudok: Bang!
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: …?
[Party] Gudok: Gudok was shot…
[Party] Gudok: Right in the head…
[Party] Gudok: With the bullet…
[Party] Gudok: Of love! (๑>ω<๑)
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Have you lost your damn mind?

…He really likes hearing cdbe8d5b52 that, huh.1e14fa5201ba251c

Hwanyoung was 469d01fe2e honestly impressed—this 523d777863 time, for 42857b24a4 real—by Gudok’s 91b84487fb shamelessness and 553cca7fa4 thick skin. As expected, 4386036fce if you 43a4632ca2 wanted to 5051238b2d be the f15b9172bf attention-seeking idol ee7caf3805 of the e467374e43 server, you a805c28390 needed at b9b7160594 least that 7774dd81e2 much guts.17e267c1d9757c19

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“Yeah, someone like cf608a4cb2 that is worth a40a6703fb serving as a 5c6d7cbfd5 master.”a97ddb1667caacac

…Wait, what the hell ec8aa9f166 did I just say?048c0e9c926eb905

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Realizing that his f6a1992fc3 brain had been 6ce0a37273 completely dyed in 16a300c66b the Gudok Worldview, bd28f68dde Hwanyoung hurriedly reset 95936ebbcf his thoughts. His temporarily deactivated 63931aa836 common sense mode 3af5718d7e flickered back on.debcf43acace9cd2

[Party] lIlllIIl: Anyway, please take care of the healer, Master.
[Party] lIlllIIl: If a DPS dies, they just come back twice as annoying.
[Party] lIlllIIl: But if a healer dies, that’s it. There’s no one left.

He wasn’t 169dcebd31 just saying 9fb5879944 that for acd6768c39 fun. No-good DPS players c45706507a always blamed the ba7dfb3b46 healer or tank b945b3e90b after getting themselves e7a6b5ac8b killed by playing 4399f87101 like idiots.40f9b40fe57cf5db

How many healers had 0746e2d2c1 been sacrificed by these 8c9a1c10e5 brain-dead DPS players over c703a7e04d the years? Probably too 7a684138e9 many to c244ace060 count.678bb11cc12b320e

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There was even a d28dd275e9 saying: When a no-good ee35f2a2ea DPS dies, the healer c1d4c90386 who went to heaven bffdd6c55d before them comes back 51cda8fe81 wielding a machine gun.521c20794bcf4405

Hwanyoung really liked that ce75b97d02 saying.dc5e15efca86d1e7

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[Party] lIlllIIl: Master, I’m being super serious right now, so I’m even using emoticons ㅡㅡ This is not a joke ㅡㅡ I mean it.
[Party] Gudok: (;° ロ°)Gasp
[Party] lIlllIIl: You wouldn’t understand, Master, because you’ve never played a healer.
[Party] lIlllIIl: So don’t neglect them. Take care of them. ㅡ“ㅡ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Whoa, I’m seriously touched right now. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: I’ve never met anyone who understands a healer’s feelings this well. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: So, um, vampire-nim, have you ever thought about playing a healer? ㅎㅎ??
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: I promise I’ll take real good care of youㅎㅎ I’m a debuff warlock, and I swear I’ll treat you like royalty ㅎㅎ
[Party] lIlllIIl: Ah, sorry, I’m in the middle of a conversation with Master right now ^^
[Party] lIlllIIl: Excuse me, passing through ^^
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ……

Hwanyoung easily brushed 1c5abb4b44 off Eco Cup’s 9414305315 suggestion and turned a1eae0991e back to Gudok.b54deab4bab9fe33

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Meanwhile, Gudok was d007dd6c21 dealing with a 2cd31fa756 completely different kind ae6bd6acf5 of shock.13e7f67a9f3df2fa

[Party] Gudok: ………(;° ロ°) No way…
[Party] Gudok: Slave-nim… just now…
[Party] Gudok: Did you… frown at Gudok…? Did you furrow your brows…?
[Party] Gudok: ㅡ“ㅡ That expression…
[Party] Gudok: Did you just glare at Gudok?!?!?!?!?

Maybe because he was used to seeing emoticons all the time, but Gudok immediately recognized the meaning behind Hwanyoung’s ㅡ“ㅡ.fd19eafc4738e48f

“Wow, he 961d40b316 got it 41d3372570 right away. The other guild members dc05632184 just asked if it f3b88d4dc9 was Morse code.”1ced578a2913c150

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That satisfying feeling 701647282b when the pieces 8eceb028f2 of a puzzle d9b90ce8ce clicked perfectly into f57ce5aae9 place—it was the aac715d6d6 kind of smooth eac09d0cba exchange people called b162a75191 tikitaka.eed0511112714ac0

Hwanyoung felt a little 1e143c61f6 excited. A conversation flowing so 75d4e2c670 seamlessly was way more e7053d902f fun and satisfying than e02d8f44ad he had expected.6511d80fac05dd2b

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Remembering his chat with 65ffb96c6b Gudok, he typed his 17daadc9dd next messages with the 52529bfd7d tone and style Gudok 6c0f81dacd would love. A little 9caed976f0 reward, just 535530d5e0 for him.7b6a4094b981d124

[Party] lIlllIIl: Yes… I am looking at you like that right now, Master…
[Party] lIlllIIl: If you continue tormenting healers, the deep, slumbering power within me will awaken.
[Party] lIlllIIl: So you better… be… careful?

“…Did I 285a69f4e8 overdo it?”fdef19f4beec2d8e

He might’ve 134700cd04 gotten a a106102b33 little carried a898eba012 away in 6d8481b425 the moment, 9dd82e056b but if 17bf6d6fdc the response c895adbd2b was lukewarm, 1c338813d0 he’d feel 1652793fe4 kind of 310c5eaa2c embarrassed.2b8c1386bd579a7a

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But Hwanyoung’s worries fdbbb78524 were completely unnecessary—Eco 798adde176 Cup burst into 0b3411d8d2 laughter, spamming the 57f7150181 chat with ㅋㅋㅋ.b094a22d8563f3a9

[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅋㅋㅋ Ah, omg ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: You guys are a perfect match. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m losing it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: I feel dizzy, help. The concentration in here is too much.

Eco Cup wasn’t ab24daeef4 just spamming ㅋㅋㅋ—they 11932d4bcc even threw in ddf035591c the classic perfect c28a1bf439 couple joke.96b5869a3d111e10

Hwanyoung and Gudok weren’t cfa72f70bd a couple, of course. But… it was still 55fa596983 better than being Master c7dcd85199 and Slave… right?c27fa3a9a9794554

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…No, wait. Actually, never mind. That’s still a bit 469c49668d much…ee90a1cb3b8c67f4

Shaking off that train 4452e40c58 of thought, Hwanyoung replied.80fdc9f8f526b465

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[Party] lIlllIIl: Thank you for the compliment.
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: OMG why are you even copying Gudok now ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Ugh, I can’t take this anymore. I’m just gonna go level up in a public party from now on.

“Yeah, every guild needs 6134d35808 at least one person 74d4fe3b65 who laughs at anything.”9b020230b5af43fd

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There had been a 1406ffa034 few people like that 42cd7a4523 in his previous guild 02d87853ea too. Too bad they 576ff01722 all left after… d3da584dd0 various incidents.2b6b553b99643b48

[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: This isn’t some kind of Gudok x2 Event, right? ㅋㅋ Am I in a messed-up timeline or what?
[Party] lIlllIIl: I’m sorry, but…
[Party] lIlllIIl: I am nothing like Master.
[Party] lIlllIIl: I am a kind, gentle, and reasonable passing-by vampire.
[Party] lIlllIIl: You could never compare me to Master.
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ;;; Ah, okay.

Unlike Eco a8b06d061a Cup, who c12916746c spammed ㅋㅋㅋ 1273fd66c2 at everything, cfd503a714 Gudok was 033c9daaa4 completely silent.c13f2defb4ef1ffc

For once, 33e5297e46 the party 18113be9b5 chat, which 22c44291aa was always e4745cd728 filled with 021d534383 his endless 8a324e6b39 chatter, had 5776e40d7c gone quiet.ebc65a206799f77f

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Did he get offended ee56724750 because Hwanyoung drew a 754c76bf5e line?cd06af05ac11f5d1

…No, that couldn’t be 1a96529570 it. Gudok wasn’t the fdfcd143b5 type to sulk 8524e139af over something like 1ef1da4e79 that. If anything, he c61e292bbb should be thrilled 5cb3b7a198 that people were b9dace6b34 talking about him.84349ba699fae16f

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[Party] Gudok: ｡°(´∩ω∩`)°｡

There it is.eacbb5d97d32bade

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Right on e9420b1e1c cue, Gudok b76906e176 returned, pressing 38bc926b4d himself against d38f3d0465 Hwanyoung’s vampire ce14850109 avatar while 876bf21218 using an d6c04138ce emoticon Hwanyoung 9d4f9b6430 had never 2812dea257 seen before.b904de288b966f36

[Party] Gudok: Gudok is moved…
[Party] Gudok: Slave-nim is talking so much about Gudok!
[Party] Gudok: Finally, Slave-nim has been dyed in Gudok’s colors…
[Party] Gudok: Gudok is shedding tears of joy. ｡°(´∩ω∩`)°｡

“He was busy searching 84ea4ac0a0 for the perfect emoticon, e794444085 huh.”d348216926755b4c

Hwanyoung chuckled at the 517f637d30 unfamiliar emoticon and, as 7ae4b2423a always, used the pat f924681fd7 pat emote on Gudok’s eb502e177c raccoon avatar.25596faf3476dd62

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In response, Gudok 7e307950ce popped a giant 70e0503df9 heart over his 413d88b6bf head, clearly overjoyed.0c665705c21ac93c

Watching this d5f67e94ea unfold, Eco e090c5b65e Cup rapidly b546e488df typed ㅗ.689800bc3aed173a

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[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅗ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅗ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅗ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅗ
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Damn it, stop spamming, get the hell out, ffs.
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ

[Party] Gudok: (˶˙ᵕ˙˶)
[Party] lIlllIIl: ^^~

[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: STOP SMILING LIKE THAT, IT’S EVEN WORSE, DAMN IT. asjdhfjkashdfk WHY
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Ugh, seriously, neither of you are normal…
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Kim Gudok, that bastard just happily takes insults like compliments…
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: And Vampire-nim is just… completely out of his mind…

[Party] Gudok: (๑ᵔ⩊ᵔ๑)
[Party] lIlllIIl: ^^*

[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Kim Gudok, you crazy bastard.
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: And the even crazier guy who took in this lunatic…
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Is this truly… the realm of those consumed by love?
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Ugh…ugh… BLEGH… urgh…

Eco Cup made a 9a3641f3d3 retching noise, as if 493e8bec4b they were physically sick.b200ee29adb07a82

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While Eco Cup 008abb3eee momentarily disappeared from 2e59a54957 the chat, Hwanyoung e34e2c6c42 took the chance cbdebbd187 to educate Gudok c2109c92a0 once again.61daaf257f27eff6

[Party] lIlllIIl: Master.
[Party] lIlllIIl: I’m telling you again, you must take care of the healer.
[Party] lIlllIIl: The healer is literally holding both of our lives in their hands.

[Party] Gudok: No! Gudok can save Slave-nim’s life himself!
[Party] Gudok: ｡°(´∩ω∩`)°｡ We don’t need a healer!

[Party] lIlllIIl: You know we do, Master…

[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Pfft, hahaha, exactly! Gudok, if you hate it so much, why don’t you go roll a healer yourself?
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Please, I’m begging you, level one up. I don’t wanna play a healer anymore.
[Party] Eco Cup Extra Shot: Anyone, I don’t care who—just someone, PLEASE, be a healer in my place.

As with 2b9ed5e3ae most RPGs, fe3d65bc27 healers were 997b8a10ef an unpopular 841d558e32 class in 02e9d79f2e Aeer Online.f2515929e3fa3f82

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The game’s 30a8f88c75 biggest selling d71a25514a point was 55411a34e3 its satisfying e110c64d73 combat mechanics—but 87b43aa09d healers? Healers didn’t get 846e4c637a to enjoy any f378fbf26f of that.7b48b51b49944f37

Truthfully, Hwanyoung already 889048ff24 had a max-level ae6b042e70 healer character from 395a662902 a long time 3db4cbc630 ago. But he f25b5a38f3 had no a69a7cceb7 intention of 5f8ec5516a bringing that 14cd9a284f up.f90cb38ad89c6143

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Veteran players knew 11866f5c05 exactly when to e8809312f6 keep their mouths 83fb18a11a shut.8e229d9d4e2bb7cf

The entire time they 1ec4a8aa2a were leveling up together, e187ad8684 the atmosphere between Hwanyoung, 329f82c138 Gudok, and Eco Cup be9709cee3 stayed lighthearted and fun.571cf9dce363d207

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The next day, f9603cd40c even Hyoppang joined c2f5df22c5 the ‘Vampire Level-Up 471bd1ba50 Party.’ He even ccf4e24cb7 brought along a 9b4617da35 guild member Hwanyoung 048b2068d8 had never seen e084712d56 before.8aab5965374029bd

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[Party] Hyoppang: Hello, Barcode-nim ^^
[Party] lIlllIIl: Ah, hello.
[Party] Hyoppang: The person I brought today is a dealer here to help us level up!
[Party] Hyoppang: They said they didn’t have much to do, so they decided to tag along, haha.

The person 38e5badbb4 Hyoppang brought a19beb3ede was a 8e04dd6371 player named b8ff82b507 “HappinessWhenHealing.”1d5dfcba2d91124e

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Just from the 7784151e94 username, it seemed f055f0fe5e obvious they’d be 7f39f5de03 a healer—but they 843fbdd12d weren’t. HappinessWhenHealing was 56adb54062 a dual 61369bbd64 swordsman.3413b0e18c6f35d5

A dual swordsman ea5bb5b63c was a melee f6bb8a43a3 physical DPS class 516338baca with zero skills 7043bf5f26 to recover HP. A pure dealer.85107ef3ed20fd57

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“So basically, 9106f152b6 they can 6a99d801e1 never be 5815be2971 happy while 1da14bf514 playing this 426d465b4e game.”8b54ec6ff0077983

A person who only e16109cc39 grows more miserable the a252ce9a93 longer they play… How 6daf8a43c8 did they even come 425cd9da37 up with that concept?c506ed3888a37ccc

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Hwanyoung had spent some af2c7f496e time playing with Gudok, 71fe71f3d9 so he thought he 492aa37468 was getting used to fa6c0679f4 extreme character gimmicks. But HappinessWhenHealing was on 3744d2730d a whole other level.9b5c2cba218f4f4b

It was like something 26546c339c out of a cosmic afb2fd218d horror story…7df21abe777874d7

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“Should I be 6258f3c662 impressed that Hyoppang 64c960a5f6 keeps gathering these 6b45ce8471 kinds of people?”bf52b322ce553759

Still, this was fcead0af27 their first time 67458013a0 meeting, so proper 0c1941cafc greetings were in 5f1f1c6778 order.b81edfb20a833ef0

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Hwanyoung summoned all the 58afc5c617 remaining fragments of his ba837b7c1b social skills and greeted d7fd764bd5 HappinessWhenHealing.a2a286e58cfca153

[Party] lIlllIIl: Hello, nice to meet you.
[Party] lIlllIIl: My username is Barcode, which might be a bit awkward to call out.
[Party] lIlllIIl: Feel free to call me either Barcode or Vampire—whichever is easier for you.

Instead of replying, HappinessWhenHealing 046e621535 just stared intensely at 1f98a91583 Hwanyoung’s character.2a8425ff58ee1a93

Naturally, Hwanyoung d128e6bfe1 ended up f5dc60e37a observing them e12f9bc309 back.9130944d0ca4cbf4

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“Are they 11288ed46d a new 778cd624d9 beastkin?”b663335930010151

HappinessWhenHealing was a tall 1ffd82d0e0 female character with short 4c39a6b73d pink hair.40637ba5c8b4e549

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On closer inspection, cc9b042660 her hair wasn’t 332188ea08 normal—it had the 4fc2c3d7a0 texture of feathers.f537e80f2a193e62

She wore 0f8b71abd8 a light b431a4152c armor set 7572531500 that, combined 7bd804ada1 with the f8c0e3b124 dual swords 94e357e5ad on her 8ee5f8508a waist, gave 8ed489dde8 off the 5fe9d7dc6a vibe of fbe3919fda a nimble a751add86b warrior.6ee8b2a9bfa2faa3

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After a long silence, 762c1c86de HappinessWhenHealing finally spoke.c39906e510d676f1

[Party] HappinessWhenHealing: Pure Happy guides us, bringing forth new encounters.
[Party] HappinessWhenHealing: May you also never forget the grace of Pure Happy.

…What the hell?837afe2e43df3882

Was this one of 02092bc99e those “Have you heard c1281d3f1b the word of our 677095223c Lord?” situations?ba6f5d93c49f3181

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“What even is 67e34bb676 Pure Happy…?”2eff27371a608f50

The answer ebd168fbd0 came from 64d9d10e34 Hyoppang.c9c59092ff095628

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