SANN | Chapter 5.4

Gureum, always soft-hearted, found it difficult to refuse. Sieon immediately stormed back to the Cash Shop and sent two wedding rings to this Haewadal. He debated skipping the gift message but decided to add one anyway.

Having finished his task, Sieon returned to Gureum.

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“I sent the rings. Let’s go get that divorce now.”

“Um… You’re sure Haewadal-nim won’t feel bad…?”

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Why do you keep worrying about that guy’s feelings? Sieon thought, exasperated. His mood soured further, so he brought up the past.

“Gureum-ssi, you sent me rose bouquets while you were already married?”

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“…What?!”

“You even said you’d take responsibility for me. And now I find out you Cloud Married someone else?”

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“Oh…!”

“Haaah… I didn’t expect this from you, Gureum-ssi….”

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“I-I’ll get divorced!”
“That’s more like it.” With a wide grin, Sieon headed to Wedding Land with Gureum. Ironically, the place where divorces were handled was inside the very same Wedding Land.

Gureum interacted with the divorce consultation NPC, exchanging dialogue. Moments later, the heart icon above Gureum’s head turned to ashes and disintegrated. Satisfaction spread across Sieon’s face, his lips curling upward.

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In an instant, Sieon had destroyed an in-game marriage and promptly bought a server broadcaster to announce his new wedding plans to everyone.

[Server] Chaesyongsyong(ch.20): I’m getting married ^^ Come celebrate at ch.20 Wedding Land by 30 minutes! ^^

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The reactions came immediately.

[Friend] King-ga: ????????????????????
[Friend] Miss Cutie Her: What?!
[Friend] UnemployedPlease: Omg, Chaesyong-nim is getting Cloud Married??
[Union] HopeSUNG: Lol, Chaesyong-nim finally tying the knot. Wondered why you didn’t use the couple buffs.
[Union] Semicolrock: LOL, who’s the lucky partner?
[Guild] AltNumber12: Whoa, heading to Wedding Land ASAP;
[Friend] King-ga: You bastard, you’re marrying Heize-nim, aren’t you?!
[Friend] Miss Cutie Her: Omg, gotta tell Hong-unnie and Yeomisae!
[Friend] 1stBase2ndFrame: Uh… that Yeomisae… they’re already online.
[Friend] Miss Cutie Her: Oh snap lol, guess they’re not even denying it anymore.

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The server chat also erupted, with people who barely knew Chaesyongsyong chiming in.

[Server] Hmmteresting(ch.8): Wow, our server’s top dog is getting Cloud Married! I have to watch this!
[Server] REAAA(ch.22): Whoa, Halfmoon Server finally has a major wedding?
[Server] SamgyeSage(ch.34): Lol, “major wedding”? Dumbass, it’s just a server wedding. Let’s go to ch.20!

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As time passed, more and more players began gathering in Wedding Land. Sieon purchased two sets of wedding tuxedos and handed one to Gureum.

“Let’s wear these for the wedding.”

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“O-okay….”

Sieon could already imagine Gureum’s flustered expression. It was a pity he couldn’t see that adorable face in person. Gureum’s character changed into the tuxedo, and Sieon did the same. Standing side by side in their matching tuxedos, the two characters took their place at the center of Wedding Land.

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As the 30-minute mark approached, Wedding Land was overflowing with players. When Sieon opened the channel movement menu, he saw that Channel 20 was nearly full.

“Gureum-ssi, a lot of people showed up. Are you okay?”

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“Yes…! I just turned off general chat, so it’s fine…!”

“Smart move.”

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Checking on Gureum’s comfort, Sieon opened his inventory and clicked on the wedding ticket. He entered hazeee’s name into the box for the proposal target and confirmed. Soon, an announcement lit up the screen.

[Server] The wedding of Chaesyongsyong and hazeee is about to begin!

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The friends, guild members, and alliance members who had gathered in Wedding Land began throwing flowers everywhere.

[General] Hong Jalla: I rushed here just for this.
[General] Hong Jalla: Rotten paths for the thief, flower paths for Heize-nim~
[General] Chaesyongsyong: ^^

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Hong Jalla tossed black flowers in front of Sieon and pink flowers in front of hazeee. Others who knew Gureum followed suit, decorating Chaesyongsyong’s side with what looked more like moldy clumps than flowers.

[General] UnemployedPlease: Lol, why are all the flowers in front of Chaesyongsyong black?
[General] Miss Cutie Her: That’s because that guy’s a thief ε-(‘ﾍ´○)┓
[General] UnemployedPlease: Ah, makes sense.
[General] 1stBase2ndFrame: I actually only had black flowers in my inventory lol.
[General] UnemployedPlease: Don’t you have an expensive pet with a shop function? You could’ve bought some in one second.
[General] 1stBase2ndFrame: Shhh.

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Even players who didn’t know the couple were flocking to Wedding Land to witness the event. The general chat was a chaotic storm of messages.

[General] Saasm: OMG, Halfmoon Server’s wedding of a guy-guy couple @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[General] Metbatjjwi: Congrats to the gay couple @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[General] SpringDayYou: Selling 30 Twilight Waves. DM offers @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[General] ExactClock: Everyone shut up and calm down @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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As the wedding ceremony began, the officiating NPC started reciting the vows.

“How are you feeling?”

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“…Pardon?”

“We’re getting Cloud Married right now. Am I the only one excited?”

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“Oh…! I’m excited too. I thought in-game marriage wouldn’t feel like much, but it’s actually nerve-wracking….”

“We’re officially a married couple in the game now, right?”

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“Y-yes… married….”

Gureum trailed off, his voice faltering as a shy smile crept across his face.

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“What will you do if someone else buys you a ring and proposes like I did?”

“Pardon?”

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“Will you divorce me and run off with them?”

“N-no…! Never, absolutely not…!”

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Gureum fervently denied the idea, shaking his head. As the ceremony progressed, a pile of wedding gifts and items from the guests started stacking up in front of the couple. Gureum, overwhelmed, exclaimed,

“Are… are all of these for us?”

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“Yes. Didn’t you say you’ve been Cloud Married before? I’m guessing that Haewadal person didn’t manage to pull off something like this, right?”

“Uh… no, this is my first time seeing something like this….”

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“Figures. What a waste of time that one was. All of this is yours, Gureum-ssi. I don’t need any of it.”

Sieon harshly mocked Haewadal before returning his attention to the ceremony. As the vows concluded and the ending BGM played, the wedding hall remained bustling with players. Even amidst the chaos, Sieon diligently dragged all the gifted items and in-game currency to Gureum’s character.

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“Click the accept button.”

“I feel bad taking all of this by myself….”

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“Gureum-ssi, I think it’s about time you got used to receiving things from me.”

“Ah…”

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“What do you say when an adult gives you something?”

“Th-thank you, and you accept it….”

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“You remember well. Now, press the accept button.”

“T-thank you….”

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A message confirming that all the gifts and items had been accepted appeared. On the minimap, their characters now displayed a pink heart icon, marking them as a married couple. Satisfaction spread across Sieon’s face. It was the happiest day since he had started playing Cloud Online.

Sieon was not a morning person. As usual, he woke up late and begrudgingly made himself a cup of coffee. While sipping his freshly brewed coffee at the dining table, his phone, casually tossed aside, started buzzing. Picking it up, Sieon saw the sender: King-ga.

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MequeenMaster: ★Ta-da, your informer is here★
MequeenMaster: hjjps://cloudonline/community/free/best13132
MequeenMaster: Your husband is getting dragged on the forums again ㅠ.ㅠ
MequeenMaster: I did good, right?

Sieon clicked on the link King-ga had sent.

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Title: The Truth Behind Heize’s Spec Upgrades Revealed

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Apparently, Chaesyongsyong and Heize got Cloud Married. ㄷ;;

Chaesyongsyong suddenly announced the wedding using a server broadcaster, and Wedding Land was swarmed with players.

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Turns out the other person is Heize lolololol.

Guess this clears up how Heize managed to spec up so quickly.

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Judgment? I’ll leave that to everyone lol.

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– I KNEW IT lolololololololololol

– Makes sense. I was wondering how their spec was so far out of range for a regular player lol… ugh.
↳ What did they trade for those sponsored items?
↳ Ew, disgusting.

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– Them both playing male characters isn’t a problem, but do people usually Cloud Marry same-gender pairs? lol
↳ Only lonely nerds who can’t find meaning in real life care about that, lmao.
↳ Above comment is savage lol. Just filleted and deboned them on the spot.
↳ Same-sex marriage is legal now, so same-sex Cloud Marriage isn’t weird lol.

– What’s with Chaesyong-hyung? Why is he treating that person so well? Lol, he’s always been like that.
↳ Can’t understand it.
↳ Yeah, even on King-ga’s stream, he only ever talks about Heize lol.
↳ Live life like Heize, I guess.

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– Sponsored gear is gross; I’m stealing their hunting spot if I ever see them.
↳ Heize is almost max level now. You’ll never run into them.
↳ My main is level 295. Don’t act tough.
↳ Sure~ no proof though~ just big talk~

– Ugh, I can’t stand Heize lolololololololololol. Took the gear, took the gifts, probably took the wedding loot too. Gross.

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“These bastards….”

Every single comment was targeting Gureum. It was blatant bullying, attacking the easy target while avoiding Sieon entirely.

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Sieon logged into the Cloud Online official website, entered his credentials, and navigated to the free forum. He clicked the Write Post button, unchecked the anonymous option to confirm his identity as Chaesyongsyong, and began typing furiously.

Title: Hello, It’s Chaesyongsyong.

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I’ve been continuously receiving reports, so I’ve decided to write this post.

Regarding the post currently on the live best board, the comments attached to it, and other posts slandering Heize—I’ll be proceeding with legal action after obtaining Heize’s consent. Jealousy and envy are natural emotions anyone can feel, but expressing them by slandering others is a deeply inappropriate behavior.

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Is moral education no longer part of the mandatory curriculum these days? Why is it that you choose selective outrage against Heize and not against Chaesyongsyong? I suggest you take some time to reflect on your own cowardice.

I hope this serves as an opportunity for you to learn some online etiquette as well^^b.

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One more thing—don’t bother writing those insincere handwritten apology letters. Mercy will not be given, so it would just be a waste of paper^^.

If you’re so upset, just form a solid party and enjoy Cloud Online comfortably. I cheer for your increasingly bleak future.

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That’s all^^.

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– Oh no, the actual person showed up;;

– Who is this smiley villain ajusshi, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
↳ I just lost my belly button from laughing, lololololol.
↳ Smiley villain ajusshi, s1bal ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.

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– Ah, Chaesyong hyung;; Your tone shattered the illusion I had of you;; Take responsibility;;
↳ Me too lololololololol.
↳ Adding one more to that, lolololol.
↳ At least he’s not overusing periods. This…is acceptable.
↳ The comment above is killing me lololol.

– Honestly, I was always annoyed by posts like that, but I feel so relieved now that someone’s finally teaching them a lesson;;
↳ 22222, they should stop trash-talking Heize.
↳ His tone is so ajusshi-like, but he’s saying all the right things, lolololol.

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– Wow, since this post went up, the posts and comments trashing Heize are disappearing in real time;;
↳ They probably already saved PDFs. Life is real, kiddos ㅠ.

– Ajusshi, I can feel the gradient of your anger in this post, lololololololol.
↳ “Cheering for your increasingly bleak future,” what an iconic line lolololol.
↳ This ajusshi must really love Heize, no?

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– Cloud Online’s free board is full of vulgar kids, sigh.
↳ 2222, maybe they skipped moral education in school like the ajusshi said, lololol.
↳ 333, I’ve stayed quiet and just lurked till now, but seriously, there are too many hopeless cases.

The post itself reeked of pretentiousness. Even though Sieon didn’t exactly live by those moral standards himself, he shamelessly spouted such righteous words with ease.

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