DFY Ch 18

“If Ms. Wang Sodam broke some guy’s dick, isn’t it also Ms. Wang Sodam’s responsibility to fix it?”

“Team Leader, do you have any proof that I broke it?”

“I swear I’ve never experienced anything like this in my life. If someone jerks off ten times a day, even the toughest guy wouldn’t be able to handle it. Haven’t you seen that news story about a guy who died from masturbating?”

She vaguely recalled reading such an article.

He died of a heart attack from masturbating too much, probably…

If the news that the youngest son of Vice Chairman Yoon Taepyeong of the multinational conglomerate PK Group died alone while masturbating made it to international headlines…

Oh, even though it wasn’t her own issue, Sodam felt embarrassed for him.

“I’m sorry about your situation, Team Leader… But that’s not something I can fix.”

Sodam lowered her head and spoke guiltily.

Kim Junghyuk made a fuss because his wouldn’t stand, and Yoon Junwoo was making a fuss because his wouldn’t go down.

Oh no, oh no.

Why Sodam thought, Why is there no normal dick in my fate?

“Let’s do it properly this time.”

“Huh?”

Sodam widened her eyes, unsure if she’d heard correctly.

“Last time, we couldn’t finish with penetration, and I think that’s why this is happening. If we have proper penetrative sex, maybe this damn dick will come back to reality.”

“…That’s not possible.”

“Does Ms. Wang Sodam even know? How painful it is to have an erection all day long? Your naked body won’t leave my mind all day.”

Normally, Junwoo’s crude remarks about imagining her naked should have offended her, but for some reason, her thighs clenched together.

It wasn’t just in Sodam’s head that Junwoo’s penis was floating around.

She remembered Kim Junghyuk saying she wasn’t sexy enough to get him hard.

And now, thinking about her body—which she’d always considered mediocre—driving the man in front of her to masturbate ten times a day… it felt a little sexy.

“…If it’s that hard for you, why not just find another woman?”

But sexiness aside, Sodam didn’t want to get tangled up in any more penis-related messes.

There couldn’t be many women who’d turn down a tall, fit, handsome, well-endowed, rich virgin like Junwoo.

And maybe meeting another woman would calm his penis down, so why was he doing this to her?

“I told you. I like you, Sodam. Sleeping with another woman wouldn’t fix this, and I don’t even want to.”

“I have no interest in you, Team Leader. And like I said, it’s only been two weeks since my engagement ended. I can’t do something like that.”

“Then sleep with me to save a life.”

“I’m not the kind of woman who sleeps with a guy she’s not dating.”

“Then let’s date.”

“I already told you I’m rejecting you. It doesn’t feel right, out of respect for the breakup.”

“Sigh… So you’ll only be satisfied once you see me die? I’ve shaken it so much the skin’s peeling off. Want me to drop my pants and show you?”

Sodam clenched her teeth.

Listening to his complaints made her feel like it was her fault, but also not her fault.

But she couldn’t have sex with someone she didn’t even like just because of a guy’s erection issues.

She didn’t think philanthropy applied in this situation.

“If this is why you called me here, I’ll leave now. If you’re mad, feel free to sue me.”

Sodam shot up from her seat.

She realized Junwoo wouldn’t sue her over his unrelenting erection anyway.

A guy too embarrassed to go to the hospital wouldn’t take this to court. It was just a ploy to lure her to his place.

“Wait a second.”

As she stood to leave Junwoo’s house, he strode over, grabbed her waist, and spun her around.

Too close.

His breath tickled her upper lip as their faces nearly touched.

Her heart pounded.

Up close, his clear eyes seemed to hold her entire face.

She felt like she might get sucked into his gaze.

His large frame enveloped her, making her feel oddly secure.

“I won’t be the only one enjoying it. You felt it that night too, didn’t you? We’d be good together. Just once, let’s try.”

His seduction wasn’t rude—it tickled her senses.

If it weren’t for that shred of conscience, she’d have closed her eyes and rolled around in bed with Junwoo.

Putting all situational issues aside, where in this day and age could you find a handsome, rich, fit, well-endowed virgin like him?

Even in steamy web novels, this was a rare catch!

But wrong was wrong.

Sodam pushed his chest and turned away.

“See you at work tomorrow.”

“…”

Thankfully, Junwoo didn’t stop her this time.

Even as she left his house, her heart raced from the brush of his breath against her lips.

Left alone in his house after Sodam’s departure, Junwoo despaired.

He didn’t even have the energy to jerk off anymore.

If he rolled around in bed with Sodam, ten ejaculations wouldn’t be an issue, but doing it solo was a continuous spiral of self-loathing.

The so-called “sage time.”

After ten rounds of sage time, he might shave his head and renounce the world.

Of course, no temple would take in a monk with a hard-on.

“Can’t even go to the hospital.”

Even if he found a urologist who’d keep his identity strictly confidential, he couldn’t bring himself to admit that, as a virgin, he’d failed to penetrate during his first experience and now had to masturbate ten times a day to keep his dick from staying hard.

So he’d come up with the idea of sex with Sodam, but as expected, she didn’t accept his proposal.

Having brutally rejected his confession, there was no way she’d roll around in bed with him unless she lost her mind.

Getting her drunk to set the mood again wasn’t an option either—it wasn’t something a man should do to a woman he liked.

Last time was spontaneous, but deliberately getting a woman drunk with bad intentions wasn’t human behavior.

Her heart wasn’t moved anyway.

“I’m going crazy. Who the hell is this dickless guy that she’s rejecting me for?”

Junwoo’s insides boiled.

It made sense that Sodam was popular, fine.

But his anger flared at her ex-fiancé. Because of that guy, he—someone who’d never been rejected in his life—was getting turned down.

With his dick still standing, Junwoo opened his laptop.

He created a new SNS account—something he didn’t usually do—and dug in obsessively.

Matching the name from the wedding invitation and the face from the mobile invite, he finally found what seemed to be Sodam’s ex’s SNS account.

Kim Junghyuk. 29. Average office worker.

Went to the same university as Sodam. His face wasn’t as good as Junwoo’s, but it was decent enough that he wouldn’t be out of place anywhere—worthy of her falling for him.

And that garbage had a dick that wouldn’t stand.

Plus, despite that, he’d said pathetic things to Sodam, hadn’t he?

This was blatant marriage fraud.

It was a damn good thing Sodam broke it off.

Not that it meant she was showing any signs of opening up to him.

Even as he thought that, Junwoo scoured Kim Junghyuk’s SNS.

And with his hawk-like eyes, he stumbled upon a shocking history.

Kim Junghyuk, that dickless jerk, had cycled through countless women.

So lazy he didn’t even bother properly erasing traces of his ex-girlfriends, despite being engaged.

Wang Sodam, too naive for her own good.

Any other woman would’ve flipped out seeing comments from ex-girlfriends on her fiancé’s SNS, but Sodam seemed to have felt honored just to be with her crush.

Junwoo checked relatively recent comments on the SNS. As he obsessively browsed, he found something unsavory on Kim Junghyuk’s friend’s account.

feeelso9d: This is what you call an American-style bachelor party lololol

lee_qddebxy: Kim Junghyuk hooked up with girls at the club three times yesterday

kimjh981257: Delete that, you lunatic lololol

“He hooked up three times with girls?”

Digging through Kim Junghyuk’s friends’ SNS like a corrupt private eye, Junwoo found comments about him partying wildly at a club for a so-called bachelor party before the breakup.

Junwoo’s eyes darkened.