SANN | Chapter 2.1

The phone on the table buzzed annoyingly loud. The man opened his reluctantly closed eyes. He tapped off a cigarette that had burned down halfway into the ashtray and rubbed it out completely.

He exhaled a smoky cloud with a sigh, glanced at the screen, but that was all. The man closed his eyes again and sprawled out on the chair.

Despite the peaceful sunshine pouring from the sky, it was a busy weekday afternoon down on earth. Even though he sat comfortably on the terrace under the warm sunlight, smoking away, the man was far from satisfied.

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The forgotten phone started to buzz again. Despite setting it to vibrate, the noise annoyingly disrupted his thoughts, furrowing his brow even more. He tried to ignore it, focusing on his senses.

“Cough…!”

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“Ah, damn it…”

Irritated by the interrupting noise, he eventually pulled out a new cigarette. After lighting it, he gave a firm punch to the head of the guy below as a bonus.

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“Are you not going to do it properly, huh?”

“Je, I’m sorry, uh!”

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“Just shut up and bite down.”

How empty could his skull be to make such hollow sounds? With pointless thoughts, he forcefully grabbed the man’s head and shoved it down between his thighs. Sieon closed his eyes again, seemingly chasing an elusive moment of pleasure. It looked like it was going to take a while to reach satisfaction.

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“Um, uh…”

“You’re sucking as bad as ever…”

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No matter how many times he taught, it was a continuous feeling of damp and displeasure. This guy seemed to have zero learning ability. Where did he pick up such low-grade habits? Despite not yet feeling stimulated, he made all kinds of excessive noises, which was disgusting and laughable. Above all, his attitude of not being able to swallow everything irked Sieon.

“Should I tear your throat open so you can swallow it all?”

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The kneeling man swallowed his tears and nodded slightly. The man, having relaxed his jaw, buried his head back between Sieon’s thighs. Not even fully erect, but his ridiculously large member caused physiological tears to leak. The man thought it was too much and slowly raised his hands in a respectful manner.

“Ah.”

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Following the man’s actions, Sieon scoffed. The unswallowable member below started to be rubbed by wet hands. However, the man was just as perplexed. He thought he had been around, but it was his first time dealing with such a size that couldn’t even fit in his throat.

Sieon looked down at the man’s face, who was trying hard. He certainly looked delicate and exactly to his taste, but for some reason, he wasn’t turned on. The slender and well-built body was also his type. Trying to find the reason, Sieon suddenly noticed the man’s bulge. His expression instantly turned sour.

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“Hey.”

When Sieon called, the man below looked up at him, his mouth full.

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“You’re only enjoying this, aren’t you?”

Sieon stepped hard on the man’s protruding bulge. The man’s waist bent naturally under the strong pressure.

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“Ugh, ah!”

“Even while sucking someone’s dick, you manage to get hard; why can’t you do better?”

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“Too, too big, ah!”

Between his short screams, the buzzing sound infiltrated again. The origin was the phone on the table, buzzing for the third time. Overwhelmed by irritation, Sieon roughly swept his forehead and grabbed the phone as if snatching it.

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It was a message from the party leader of the game he played for fun. If it was for the usual pointless reasons, he would have read and blocked them. However, as Sieon read the message, one of his eyebrows raised with interest.

[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Chaesyongsyong
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Did you see this?;;
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: hjjps://cloudonline/community/free/best12772
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: During Maze Queen’s first round
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Trying to keep Heize from getting cursed
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Still, Heize is getting too much hate?;; ㅠㅠ
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: I’m sorry, what should I do?;;
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Doesn’t Heize see Cloud Online’s free board? ㅠㅠ
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Shit
[Maze Queen Party Leader]: Should I call Hong Jalla to sue?;;

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Sieon clicked the link sent by King-ga. The title alone was ridiculously funny. After a short chuckle, Sieon casually kicked the man still biting his member away and ordered, “Clean it up neatly and kneel there.”

The realization of being exposed filled the man’s face with shame. Trembling, he pulled out a tissue and silently let out tears. Sieon, indifferent, began reading through the free board posts. The absurdly pointless post had over 500 likes.

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Title: The current level of confidence of King-ga’s party dealers is insane;;

The image above is a screenshot of King-ga’s live broadcast.

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If you look closely, the blue damage skin seems like the support class Heize, barely hitting 50 billion per hit;;

Even if Red Medic deals trash damage and is only included in the party for utility and buffs, isn’t this too lacking in conscience? Haha

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At best, barely fitting into a Hard Nightmare level;;;

The comparison with Chaesyongsyong who hits for a hundred billion per hit is even more outrageous;;

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[Comments]

– Seems like they just randomly included any Red Medic as a support class lol. Yep, totally doomed?

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– Couldn’t even beat the first round, already dragging along for a meal? LOL, their confidence is something~
↳ For a meal lol, that’s hilarious;;

– But comparing trash damage Red Medic per hit to world-class Chaesyongsyong is brainless? Not even the same Red Medic, but Black Hander;
↳ If Chaesyong had been Red Medic, he would have easily hit 700 billion per hit
↳ That’s Brother Chaesyong for you;
↳ What exactly does Chaesyong do? He trades legendary items at fixed high prices without bargaining, the bastards at Hymsa;;
↳ Don’t know what he does but sure has tons of money;;

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– That support guy was no good; I felt uneasy ever since he was used as a rice-eating support lol. Why even include him?

– But is it worth hating the support this much; the server lagged, right? I saw the broadcast again, and even before Heize came in, the movement was choppy; it’s the dealers who need their fingers chopped;;
↳ Stop support hate~

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– Looks like a rice-eating hikikomori support from the bedroom
↳ That’s you
↳ Where do you live, damn it?

– Not skilled enough but goes for endgame bosses = ‘Heize did it’
↳ Heize did it lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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“Look at these noobs, talking all kinds of nonsense.”

Sieon held an unlit third cigarette in his mouth, grinding the filter between his teeth as he chuckled mockingly. He had already warned Heize not to check the forums, so they probably wouldn’t see this post. Sieon lightly rubbed his chin with his fingers, lost in thought for a moment.

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“Maybe I should scare them a little.”

The decision didn’t take long. Without hesitation, Sieon opened the chat with Heize.

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Me: Heize-nim~^^
Me: Are you resting well?

The little “1” beside the message disappeared almost immediately, as if Heize was gaming and saw the message right away. It didn’t feel like it even took thirty seconds. How amusing. Sieon smirked slightly, waiting for the reply.

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Heize: Yes… haha
Heize: I’m okay now!

Me: That’s a relief^^
Me: By the way…
Me: Could you send me a screenshot of the equipment you’re wearing right now?

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For the first time, there was a slight pause in the usually prompt replies from Heize. Sieon’s lips curled up. Definitely hesitating, as expected.

Heize: Ah… ㅠㅠ I’m so sorry for being so weak…ㅠㅠ
Heize: I’ll take screenshots and send them right away!! ㅠㅠ

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“Cute as hell.”

The words slipped out unconsciously, causing the guy kneeling in the corner to raise his head. Not you, idiot. Without even glancing at him, Sieon gave a curt reprimand. Clearly, Heize misunderstood, thinking Sieon was preparing to kick them out of the party. This made it all the more entertaining. Sieon decided to push it further. Poking and prodding at Heize always got a reaction, like pressing a button on a vending machine.

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Me: Make sure to include all items, not just weapons.
Me: Armor and accessories too—send everything~^^

Heize: Yes!! I was already capturing everythingㅠㅠ…
Heize: I’m really, really sorry for causing so much troubleㅠㅠ…

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If Heize really believed they were about to be kicked from the party, they could have just quit and not bothered showing their equipment. But instead, here they were, diligently taking screenshots of all their gear, as if accepting their “inevitable” fate. Sieon’s face lit up with amusement as he revisited past conversations with Heize.

Frankly, even accounting for Heize’s youth, they gave off the undeniable vibe of a loser. The type Sieon absolutely despised. Heize’s behavior during the last boss fight only reinforced Sieon’s initial impression. Yet, for some reason, Heize intrigued him.

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And somehow, oddly enough…

Sieon ran his tongue over his dry lips.

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“Is it because they’re so obedient…?”

Out of nowhere, a sudden thought sparked in Sieon’s mind. In all his time playing Cloud Online, a period of less than a year, this was the first time such a question crossed his mind.

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What do they look like?

Even as he chuckled at the absurdity of his own thoughts, Sieon couldn’t help but let his imagination wander. He tried to picture Heize’s face, their voice, their overall appearance. Despite not knowing anything about them, the imagined Heize in his mind was an undeniable dork. Why was he even bothering with such a predictable conclusion? Sieon shook his head slightly.

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It was then that he noticed a sudden tension in his lower abdomen.

“…What the hell.”

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He wanted to ask his rebellious body the same thing. This was ridiculous. Why was he getting hard?

He had no idea what had triggered this, but in the current situation, he wasn’t about to overthink it. If nothing else, it was convenient. Sieon gestured to the man sulking in the corner to come closer.

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“Phew…”

The sensation of his length being enveloped in a wet mouth sent waves of pleasure that felt distinctly different from earlier. This time, his mind drifted elsewhere, imagining the face of someone he didn’t even know. Sieon leaned his head back lazily, closing his eyes with a satisfied sigh.

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It felt like the inevitable had finally come.

Gureum decided to accept the situation humbly. Just being a weak and useless player was enough reason for expulsion, but to add to that, there wasn’t a party out there that would continue to tolerate him. Determined to at least disclose the options of his equipment honestly before leaving, he started taking screenshots of each item as Chaesyongsyong had requested.

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Though he had prided himself on leveling up his gear with no funds over a long period, showing it to Chaesyongsyong made him feel a wave of embarrassment. His items, ranging from Epic to Unique and even Legendary, seemed utterly shabby in comparison.

Gureum sent the compiled screenshots to Chaesyongsyong.

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Me: Pictures.
Me: Thank you for giving me a spot in the party.
Me: I’m sorry for causing so much trouble during that time…